It's Too Late

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It's Too Late (Rodney Carrington)
M = man, W = kvinna, B = båda

(M) - We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg.
(W) - When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more like a keg.
(B) - It's too late now we're married, till we're dead and buried.
(B) - Your stuck with me, and 1'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
(B) - We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now l' m stuck with you. (M) - When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
(W) - When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick.
(B) – It’s too late now we’re married, till we're dead ans burried.
(B) - Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
(B) - We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.
(M) - Now I share a checking account and half my money's gone.
(W) - I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
(M) - I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive.
(W) - Now my life is over but my body's still alive.
(B) - Your stuck with me, what did we do.
(M) - Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
(B) - We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.
(M) - Yea the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you.
(W) - The kids aren't yours, and I'm still stuck with you.


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